Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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