I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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