How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
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He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
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Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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