Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
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So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
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Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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