office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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