You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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