How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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