Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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