You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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