I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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