The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
it's great music for shaving your balls
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
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