69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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