either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
kristin has been a bad kristin
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
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We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
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You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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