Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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