I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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