i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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