you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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