someone threw a dead crab at me
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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