I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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