Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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