id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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