What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
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So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
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Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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