In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
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That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
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did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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