Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
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Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
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I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
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