Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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