On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
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Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
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i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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