Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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