It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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