guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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