he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
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You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
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There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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