I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
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I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
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Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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