You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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