hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I wish i was in the wii world.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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