My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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