Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
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it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
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Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
This is my gift to your gina
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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