i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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