Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
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Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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