smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
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