The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I have already put on my inside pants.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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