i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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