It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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