i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
50% drunk capacity currently
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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