Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
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I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
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Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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