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My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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