We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Randomize
