Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
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Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
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I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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