"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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