And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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