ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
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just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
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Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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