Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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