You work out of a Hotel?
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
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During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
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The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
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