I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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