5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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