Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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