we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
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It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
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Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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