Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
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I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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